I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof see
but little did he know I DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
me watching The Hobbit for the first time
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.
it’s ghost mustard. obviously you can’t see the ghost mustard it squirts out
do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it
everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch
I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.
The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.
And look at that fucking majestic mustache.
oh my god