YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry
Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
r u kidding me
Didn’t wanna carry my purse at a wedding, so I put my license in my bra to order a beer. Hours later, on the road, I went through a license checkpoint. MFW I realized my license was still in my boobs, and yes, handed it to the officer.