he on his phone like “mom can u pick me up…they just started laughing didn’t even give me a dollar :-(!”
"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
shirts that get tight around the armpit
I FUCKING HATE THIS SITE. IM FUCKING DONE OKAY. THE FACT THAT I CAN FEEL WHAT EMOTION THAT STUPID LITTLE PICTURE WITH THE FACE ON THE GOD DAMN SLICE OF CAKE IS TRYING TO PORTRAY MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH FUCKING A WALL
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.