Text 13 Oct 96,894 notes

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

via ur mom.
Video 25 Sep 183,013 notes

nervouspearl:

me watching The Hobbit for the first time

Video 22 Sep 316,199 notes

fadeintocase:

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

it’s ghost mustard. obviously you can’t see the ghost mustard it squirts out

(Source: 30secondstocalifornia)

Video 22 Sep 49,231 notes

(Source: parksandcap)

Text 22 Sep 373,286 notes

sadsavior:

do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it

image

(Source: ldleteen)

Photo 22 Sep 2 notes funandawkward:

A Fortune Cookie told my wife to try Anal

funandawkward:

A Fortune Cookie told my wife to try Anal

Chat 18 Sep 8,575 notes
  • cashier: need any bags?
  • me: no thanks i have plenty under my eyes
Text 18 Sep 335,883 notes

bullied:

everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

(Source: bullied)

Text 18 Sep 162,211 notes

fatwink:

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

via Who Cares.
Text 18 Sep 311,013 notes

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

Photo 18 Sep 27,785 notes

(Source: kawaii-ocean)

Photo 18 Sep 5 notes funandawkward:

The face of an incoming boner

funandawkward:

The face of an incoming boner

Video 18 Sep 265,024 notes

gsdpup:

my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today

via ur mom.
Video 17 Sep 374,447 notes

frustration-squared:

kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

oh my god

(Source: sizvideos)

Photo 17 Sep 90,029 notes

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